Everybody sings little songs to their pets about how cute they are but my dog can’t hear shit I just be singing booming dwarven chants right in her face and she’s so happy about it
“Sexism is dead women are so annoying to keep talking about it”
*professional athletes get fined for wearing shorts*
autism is living by vampire rules. light sensitivity. eating the wrong food makes you want to die. need to be explicitly invited places. weird sleep schedule. eating the same thing every time. specific rituals and routines. burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix. etc.
i keep trying to quit being a bitch but they keep inventing new things for me to be a bitch at



















